Discreet. Masked. Brutally kind.
You love them, but they gotta know about that thing that's giving you and everyone around them "the ick." You want to say something, but it's too uncomfortable and awkward to share.
We can help.
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Tell us who needs to hear it, what they need to hear, and where we can find them.
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Every truth has to pass three tests. Is it true? Will knowing it help them? Can they do something about it? Fail one and we refund you, along with a note suggesting you look inward.
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Our Truth Teller appears, looking resplendent in a yellow trench coat and mask. He delivers your message and then departs. Average visit: 47 seconds. We never reveal who sent us.
Names withheld. Truths delivered. Outcomes mixed, but at least everyone knows where they stand now.
CASE NO. 0012 / THE SINGING CAREER
"Your enthusiasm is beautiful, but the singing career is not going to happen. Please do not quit your job at the credit union."
CASE NO. 0027 / THE COLOGNE
"We can smell you from the parking lot. It's time to rework the fragrance regimen. The elevator has been complaining."
CASE NO. 0041 / THE STARTUP
"Your friends will not be investing in the app that tells people when their plants are thirsty. The plants already tell them. They droop."
CASE NO. 0058 / THE EX
"She is not coming back. She remarried in June. You even RSVP'd."
CASE NO. 0063 / THE EXCITED EMAILER
"The exclamation points at the end of every line in your emails are getting annoying. As are the emojis. Write like the 37-year-old you are."
CASE NO. 0079 / HOLIDAY DINNER
"Nobody at Thanksgiving wants your Jello salad with spiced pears. It's too brown and looks alien. And it scares Grandma."
The mask hides our face. It does not hide our standards.
$49
A yellow envelope left on their windshield or desk. The truth inside, typed. For the conflict averse and the people who send texts instead of calling.
MOST REQUESTED
$199
One Truth Teller, in full coat and mask, delivered in person. Includes delivery of the truth and a dramatic exit.
$999
Three Truth Tellers in matching coats. For truths so big they need backup. Comes with a bouquet, because we are not monsters.
Travel, expenses, and meals are billed separately. Truth Tellers fly first class, stay only in five-star hotels, and dine exclusively at three-star Michelin restaurants. We bougie like that.
All requests are confidential. Your name never comes up. The recipient will only know that people who love them sent a stranger in a mask.